Hello, World!

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...
The one, the only, the incomparable Myrtle Schmeckpepper is dipping her toes in the above-ground blogging pool and anything could happen. Enlightenment? Probably. Hilarity? Depends on who you ask. Tyranny and social revolution? Probably not, but never say never. Mostly, we're looking at a little stone tablet where I may carve the countless little flashes of brilliance that flicker through my days and usually evaporate into the vast, empty universe where they hang out with plasma and quasars and bacteria fossils trapped in ice and all of the other cool things that hang out in the universe. But no more! Either that, or I'll just post pictures of puppies. A little from Column A, a lot from Column B.

Here goes!